this entire poem destroyed me
this breaks my heart
Two old ladies having a chat
I’M PISSING MYSELF
How to Plant a Beautiful Garden
here’s a 13 second video of ducks bobbing their heads to bossa nova music
when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood
OH MY GOD THOOOOO
Tried to make him smile but it didn’t quite work by Ry Doon
this is a masterpiece
…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.
holy fucking shit
I scrolled past this before realizing what this is and I just… woah
u wanna bet m8?